Elite Groomsmen Gifts was born in 2019 but the idea burned into my mind back in 2016 by the most unlikely of people. This story is totally ratchet & 100% true. Probably NSFW or anywhere really.
Back in the summer of 2016, I was a groomsmen at legendary wedding in Lake Tahoe, California for my extraordinary friends, Chuck & Ellen. To give you some context, this was their wedding cake. Why is their wedding cake a Gold Cobra? Because they can. Thats why.
The day before the wedding, the brides family was hosting us for a fairly normal BBQ.
Out of nowhere, all the groomsmen were called on stage because, Ellen's grandmother wanted to give us all wedding gifts. What a nice, sweet old lady, I thought. We were then told to open our groomsmen gifts at the same time...
The rest will go down in history as the greatest groomsman gift any ever received...
Yes, yes it is. Its a f*cking cock-sock. My friends are not normal people by any means (that's why I love them) but I never could have imagined I could receive a gift so legendary, from a lady likely in her 80's (may she rest in peace).
Turns out Grandma, grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area & is wilder than anyone who will ever ready this. Not only did she personally sew each of the 6 groomsmen their own cocksocks of varying sizes, she had an internal algorithm.
She asked to see a picture of each groomsmen &asked for our height. From these data points, her internal algorithm of badassery determined the proper length of each cock sock for each groomsmen. I was very blessed to fall right in the middle. Short guy on the other hand, well his was significantly shorter than the rest. Damn, Grandma was savage!
Legend also has it, she sewed a cock sock for every member of the 2012 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants baseball team. (100% true as well)
At that moment I knew two things. I wanted the level of IDGAF that Grandma had & I wanted to have a business selling Groomsmen Gifts to not classy people.
In 2019 Elite Groomsmen Giftswas officially born. We try to be fun & entertaining. But don't take our ratchet for weakness, we also offer fantastic customer service with high quality groomsmen gifts that speak for themselves. We think we did just that.
Join our army of horrible people. Do it for Grandma.
-Jason Decker, Founder